Homework: A
Classwork: A
Project: A
Test: F
Final grade: F

sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone


Assist Trophy - Dark Samus

(Source: lawsick)



jaclcfrost:

me in most situations

jaclcfrost:

me in most situations



zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*


(Source: metapod)


solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me


linxa:

niggus4life:

linxa:

niggus4life:

my hamster just died and i’m really sad

omg rest in peace what happened

a cat ate him

rest in pussy

(Source: erya)


pinkiepony:

i-just-really-like-john-green:

pinkiepony:

I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER I regret middle school

calm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT BACK THE DIARY POST

pinkiepony:

i-just-really-like-john-green:

pinkiepony:

I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER
I regret middle school

calm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK
WHO THE FUCK
BROUGHT BACK THE DIARY POST


pandabearjayy:

juan403:

Whats your favourite drink? and it doesn’t have to be from the list

MY drink is the Vodka Soda with a splash of lime juice 

I NEED ALL THESE PRINTED OUT AND HUNG IN MY HOUSE>

(Source: rodrigoseaburre)


romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”


im-not-a-real-hero:

tomhiddleston-h:

10000bc:

what it means to be hispanic

I’M CRYING

SEE, MY PARENTS DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY I LIKE TO WATCH THE SPANISH CHANNELS.

(Source: yencid)


sloth-grunge:

thickens:

iconic

look at this bitch

sloth-grunge:

thickens:

iconic

look at this bitch